resignation
To: Colleague
Charles Caldwell
Dear Mr Caldwell;
Please accept my official, and final resignation, in our co-position of parent. i am fully aware that we are colleagues and that I needn’t officially tell you of my resignation, but i thought it would be polite to let you know i quit.
however, i enjoy our partnership and am hoping we can continue our formally recognised company, which is floating quite well on the hang seng index.
in previous discussions where i have mentioned my resignation, you have (jokingly?) stated that would need to find and train my replacement. this is debatable. not sure how many people would accept the position if they listened to me promote it.
in lieu of benefits owed to me, if you could please return my internal and external status to me prior to accepting this position. please pay particular attention to two inches of droop and the torn abdominal muscles. and my memory. you probably thought i had forgotten that. well i didn’t.
yours sincerely
tess
