hats off to you ladies who endure morning sickness.

i have caught a bug (and several good friends have it as well).

last night i woke up at 3am and ran to the bathroom where i threw up. i nearly choked, it was so terrible.

the early morning got even more interesting when the diahhrea kicked in. as kids, we used to call bad diahhrea "bum juice". that is what i had.

i really learned how accurate i am when i needed to vomit at the same time i was "juicing". a talented friend of mine who has the same thing was smart enough to use a bucket, but i am not an intelligent girl. so i just aimed for the bathtub.

this is ongoing. sharp stomach pains and panicky bowels.

two interesting sidenotes:

1) i am so grateful magnificent charles wasn’t in town to witness this.

2) today just happened to be the day we had no flushing toilet water from 9am-5am.  enough said.

must dash.

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  1. Ouch! No flushing toilet water?!
    I hope you feel better. Hopefully it’s just a 24 hour bug. You poor woman.
    I had morning sickness 24/7 for 9 months. I had the kind that requires hospitalization and lost 15 pounds during the pregnancy. So, I’m glad you didn’t have it. I gagged for 9 months. It was awful.
    I hope you feel better.

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  2. Aaaahhhh!!
    Ouch, scary, you poor thing! I hope youre bowels recover soon….
    morning sickness?! HA! I threw up EVERY SINGLE DAY I WAS PREGNANT. 38 weeks, 266 days of vomiting, every morning. And yes, I too sometimes puked while in the shower so bath tub is always a good stanbd-by… but I would do it all over again.
    *sigh*
    So, you’re telling us that bum juice is not a turn on for magnificent charles?

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  3. OMG. Was it the cookies?? Wishing you a QUICK recovery and a not too sore bum!

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  4. g-d help you. Just sit in the tub, you might as well, then you can just wash off afterwards.
    Luv u

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  5. Hang in there! Take care of yourself and try to relax( I know this sounds rediculous from someone who does not have small ones at home), but try to find some time for you to get better.

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  6. oooooooh, you poor thing! puke bug is the absolute worst. i have aimed for the shower as well, although the bathroom garbage can works well too. i hope you are feeling better soon, and that none of the short ones get it.

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  7. My family just called it number 3! LOL! You poor poor gal!

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  1. Ouch! No flushing toilet water?!
    I hope you feel better. Hopefully it’s just a 24 hour bug. You poor woman.
    I had morning sickness 24/7 for 9 months. I had the kind that requires hospitalization and lost 15 pounds during the pregnancy. So, I’m glad you didn’t have it. I gagged for 9 months. It was awful.
    I hope you feel better.

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  2. Aaaahhhh!!
    Ouch, scary, you poor thing! I hope youre bowels recover soon….
    morning sickness?! HA! I threw up EVERY SINGLE DAY I WAS PREGNANT. 38 weeks, 266 days of vomiting, every morning. And yes, I too sometimes puked while in the shower so bath tub is always a good stanbd-by… but I would do it all over again.
    *sigh*
    So, you’re telling us that bum juice is not a turn on for magnificent charles?

    Reply

  3. OMG. Was it the cookies?? Wishing you a QUICK recovery and a not too sore bum!

    Reply

  4. g-d help you. Just sit in the tub, you might as well, then you can just wash off afterwards.
    Luv u

    Reply

  5. Hang in there! Take care of yourself and try to relax( I know this sounds rediculous from someone who does not have small ones at home), but try to find some time for you to get better.

    Reply

  6. oooooooh, you poor thing! puke bug is the absolute worst. i have aimed for the shower as well, although the bathroom garbage can works well too. i hope you are feeling better soon, and that none of the short ones get it.

    Reply

  7. My family just called it number 3! LOL! You poor poor gal!

    Reply

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